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Andrew Budek-Schmeisser's avatar

Going to the beach,

and I'm gonna wear a Speedo,

and all the gals in reach

will think that's just so neat-o,

'cause I am over twenty

(that was a few years back),

but I still offer plenty

like a real good six-pack rack,

but the chicks are disappointed

that I have me a wife,

but I tell them Barb's anointed,

that they need to get a life

that's not keyed to my great hot look...

they need to read God's Holy Book.

Yeah. I have a six-pack. Drool on.

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Jennifer Smith's avatar

This was such a pleasant read. A visit with a friend. I would love to fling open the back door every morning (for just a few minutes) but my husband finds that preprosterous. Sigh. Going to the beach and sitting in the car with the heat fullblast? Now I know we could be best of friends! And congratulations, dear friend, on becoming a GreatMa! Unbelievable!!

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